Vietnamese Veal

Another name for puppies
Describing the smell of an untrained house pet in the living room

Ex1
Man 1-Aww look at the cute puppy
Man 2-Dude awesome vietnamese veal

Ex2
Dude your house smells like vietnamese veal

hey c'mon yorkies are hard to train

by Uncle_ben June 29, 2011

vietnamese ass wash

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.

Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.

by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006

Vietnamese Blowpop

A sexual act where a guy laying down chews bubble gum while tonguing a small Vietnamese woman sitting on his face. when shes gonna orgasm, the guy blows a bubble right up her vagina

Small Vietnamese woman: Ooo, my vag is all sticky from the Vietnamese blowpop you gave me last night!

by Molotov99 February 16, 2009

Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.

"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."

by RandD September 3, 2012

Vietnamese Rub

Sex maneuver in which a man gets a hand job from a VERY old woman.

Hey, your grandmother knows how to bake cookies and deliver a good Vietnamese rub.

by SilvaBlitz February 5, 2014

vietnamese sandwich

When a person eats a plate of spoiled food and defecates diarrhea in their partners mouth in which the proceed to eat it with delight.

I cooked my bf some raw beef today on purpose, Im hungry for a Vietnamese sandwich tonight

Man, that jerk stole my lunch Im gonna give him a vietnamese sandwich tomorrow.

Alex loves vietnamese sandwiches from richey's he says they're the best, especially on latin night.

by Shwan January 5, 2009

Vietnamese Whirl

An orgy involving child prostitutes. The name is a combination of the popular baked treat, the 'Viennese Whirl', and Vietnam, which is notorious for its child sex industry.

Gary Glitter was a famous glam-rocker until he decided to try a Vietnamese Whirl.

by paulgaddrick January 30, 2010