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Video game stalemate

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009
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Video game thot

The most unsavory of thots. One who pretends to play video games just to get the hot beef injection but when asked about the video game knows absoloutly nothing about it. Usually seen rocking typical old skool video game tattoos on Facebook or Instagram half naked just for attention. A true shame to the gaming community.
Person one: look at that girl being a fucking video game thot

Person two: I know right. She gives a bad name to true gamers

DONT BE A VIDEO GAME THOT!
by AnarchyFairy666 August 24, 2016
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Video Game Sex

When you decide to fuck someone after watching a sex scene in a video game....
I just had to have video game sex with her after watching Cintra in Far Cry 3!!!
by pablowisdom August 14, 2016
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Video Games

Video Games is a satanic cult founded in 1958 by Physicist William Higinbotham.

This cult's purpose is the use of computer programs so called "video games" for murder and kidnapping.
The cult is consisted of mainly young people, mostly males, who eat too much junk food, bully people, sit all day and carry firearms in their school bags.
When the teacher says "close your mp3" but the video games kid pulls out the MP5
by FreshNick September 7, 2020
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video game lag

When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.
I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.
by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005
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Video Game Autopilot

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.
You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.
by puertorican120 July 20, 2012
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video game logic

Logic from video games that often defies itself or real world logic.
One Person: Why did my character die from jumping in water? She survived a shotgun blast with no medical attention.
Another Person: Video Game Logic!
by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 12, 2019
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