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-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone
Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.
vesting by bobskittlescents May 6, 2011

vending machine 

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.
Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus
vending machine by koksta September 14, 2009
Venting to your friends by way of text. Often done while the object of one's vent is still present, thus the need for quick, yet liberating text messages.
Girl A: OMG, I can't believe the way Jane just ignored you in line at the movies. Doesn't she remember you were BFF's like 2 months ago?

Girl B: I'm totally over that. I was pissed at first, but I was just vexting my friend Beth about it and feel much better now.
Vexting by ElizaDoolittleDay June 30, 2011

Vending Machine 

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.
Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"
Vending Machine by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
VOICE-activated TEXTING done on smartphones, thus, the term, VEXTING.
Are you vexting another text into your smartphone?
vexting by pRODIGAL1 November 27, 2011