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Jillian VanKirk

Jillian VanKirk is scary like yikes
by Loser dot com October 29, 2019
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Vanity Smurf

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.
"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."
by randy trevor leahey September 2, 2006
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Vanita

Vanita is the perfect girl in the world. She is so kind and beautiful. She is ✨Heather✨. But she is really shy and insecure on the inside but she won’t show that.
Friend: omg Vanita you look so good!!
Vanita: uhm yeah thanks...
by anonymous June 6, 2021
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VanitY

A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"
guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them
by FatKidd69 January 11, 2012
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louis vanity

a 13 year old ugly club kid who is getting famous on myspace for his accecories and just released a song on his other myspace which is a cover of get away with murder by jeffree star

he is awful and has no style he edits his uglyness away he thinks he is the best which he is not he is also famous on a game called zwinky and has 1000 friends and followers on it he says 50 people add him everyday and he denies some of the friend reqeusts because he is too ''amazing'' to accept the non scene and emo kids,so who is louis vanity?a fag and attention whore
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by michael richa December 13, 2009
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vanity trolls

Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.
"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!
by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017
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vanitize

1. To create an appearance of favorable consensus by removing evidence of dissent.
2. To delete any request for scientific evidence in order to propagate pseudoscience for profit.
Those facebook comments refuting the dangers of MSG have been vanitized, poof their gone.
by geokaren April 24, 2016
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