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J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
by joe995 January 14, 2025
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Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.
JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.
by OZRA April 3, 2025
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J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.
Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Vance

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024
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The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.
JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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Vance

its vance.
by animecatgirl November 25, 2021
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Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.
"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"
by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024
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