Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

Vance

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.

You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.

by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024

Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

Vance

The most beautiful person ive ever met

its vance.

by animecatgirl November 25, 2021

The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025