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value added

Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".
"Dude, Doritos are now $5.00 a bag, but it's alright, because the extra cheese powder makes them a Value Added Product."
by Kilroy June 8, 2004
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Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.
Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.
by Xeals June 25, 2017
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Value Nut-Sack

1) Any product that is made of the cheapest, weakest, most failure prone parts or ingredients.
2) End result of engineering goat screw.
Your Value Nut-Sack cup just leaked all over my car.

That Value Nut-Sack tent is so folded.

Why do I have to eat Value Nut-Sack peas when the other can is 10 cents more?
by EFS Night Crew August 19, 2008
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Facebook Value

A concept where the value of an activity or thing is measured in the potential attention it will get on Facebook.
Man! Amazing picture of you with that hot Norwegian chick. Thats really high facebook value!
by torway May 3, 2009
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A specific reference to an episode of The Critic, in which a Jay Sherman reacts to a flaming parade float crashing into a production of the broadway show Cats.
1000 Coldplay CD's fell into the river? And nothing of value was lost!
by asterios jones June 22, 2011
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"what the hell" value

When someone does something for no particular reason, just to see the results.
Andy and Bolt pwned 200 people just for the "what the hell" value
by Andy Light Kai March 27, 2004
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Create Value

A term used by businesses in an effort to motivate their employees. The term refers to making the business appear more valuable to potential customers than it really is. Traditional techniques include making lobbies look prettier and more modern, up-selling services, and telling customers what they need (to benefit the business).

Usually relegated to managerspeak (that elusive tongue used by the higher-ups in a company).

Synonyms: Tactical lying, business strategy, corporate plan
Big Boss: "We need to create value for our company."
Manager 1: "We are really creating value for our business by putting these flowers and pictures all over the lobby."
Manager 2: "We certainly are, but I think we need to create more value by installing a chocolate fountain in the boardroom."
by birdbrain5381 January 4, 2012
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