darth vader

The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008

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Darth Vader

That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader

Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!

by Gin167 August 3, 2008

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Vader

A tall dark figure played by David Prowse, the coolest sith ever.

Why do I suddenly feel like running an a field?

by Slough in a Shoe September 24, 2003

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vadering the mic

In multiplayer gaming, to accidentally position a headset's microphone in such a way so that the player's breathing is heard loudly over the output. Taken from the similarity of the sound to Darth Vader's breathing apparatus.

Player 1: They're defending B base...
Player 2: sssshhhh...hoooo...sssshhhh...hoooo
Player 1: Hey man, you're kind of vadering the mic.

Player 2: Sorry dude, this better?

Player 2: ...
Player 1: Better man, thanks. So they're defending B base...

by Phlopsy April 11, 2016

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vaderphilia

When you love Darth Vader so much, you keep his burnt helmet by your bed and ask it for advice.
A good example is his nephew Ben Solo, commonly known as kylo Ren or Kyle Ron.

Stormtrooper: Yo, TK-7299, is it me, or does Kylo Ren have a bad case of Vaderphilia?

by Stickyyy fingers July 15, 2018

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