vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=

I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.

by Mr. Brahms & Midget Tooth Fairy November 02, 2006

Vietnamese Fuck Basket

A sexual contraption resembling a swing with straps, the woman is secured to it in a spread-eagle position. This enables the man an increased range of motion and positions during sexual intercourse, as well the weight support provided by the Basket itself. The term is derived from a crude verson of the Basket--it may have possibly been invented in Vietnam, but adding on the "Vietnamese" to the term just makes it sound funnier.

I put her in the Vietnamese Fuck Basket the other night, I railed her into utopia in that fucking thing.

One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.

by JJJ August 29, 2005

Vietnamese Bush Camper

Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.

Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!

by BigHarryMan69420 April 22, 2022

Vietnamese rope rinse

Using your flaccid penis as a pressure washer to clean any fecal particles from your asshole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to do a good ol fashioned vietnamese rope rinse

by ThePlatypotomus May 05, 2019

Vietnamese Hot Box

When a partner is preforming felacio or cunnilingus, before the recipient climaxes, he or she turns around and passes gas into the mouth of his of her partner. Vietnam has nothing to do with this act.

I gave Karen the old Vietnamese Hot Box last night. She puked.

by MWade893 December 01, 2014

Vietnamese hot dog

A Vietnamese hot dog is were a girl is giving a blowjob whilst being squirted in the face with various sauces

Oh my girl is such a whore she give me a Vietnamese Hot dog

by Eastwood92 May 14, 2016

Vietnamese crouching tiger

A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.

"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"

by heeeymonkeey May 05, 2009