Val it up

To make up a completely new word and claim that it has some kind of connotation rooted in slang/urban culture with complete disregard for any sense of accuracy because you think your law school classmates are too dorky to know the difference

Description of the crime:

Val'n it up is a general intent crime. This means that one may be guilty of Val'n it up just by acting with a general evil purpose. This evil purpose may be inferred from one's actions, such as when one speaks a slang word that none of their peers have heard of, or when one slurs many slang words into one long one.

Val'n it up is akin to a depraved heart murder and should be punished as such.

past tense = "val'd it up"

"thashiainaight" means: "I am not fond of the statement just made and/or the issue before us." If one were to use this word, they would val it up. Assuming, of course, the necessary mens rea.

by RtoDaBizzle April 14, 2007

Val <3

the hottest bitch i know

my lovely daughter who is sexy like her dad

fuck off my daughter, i will shoot you

woah Val <3 is a really hot babe

by wrecktcrow July 10, 2021

val p

common nickname for valparaiso florida

Yea I live in Val P just outside of niceville

by hjgggggg August 30, 2019

val noiz'

gigglin in swirls of shrill laughter, unique like the laughter of a fairy goddess

She just exploded in a bundle of val noiz'.

by G.P. Miles November 1, 2007

Val Tate

A girl who is pretty but says she’s not.

Val Tate tho, she’s hot!

by Alien Child January 28, 2018

Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

Val Bae

A girl living in Val Bélair, Québec, who own a ski doo.

This girl is a typical Val Bae. She owns a ski doo and her boyfriend is in the army.

by JeaGueniHoly Balla March 29, 2019