Unified Earth Government (UEG)

Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.

"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth

"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian

The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.

by atomicpacman March 28, 2011

unidiot

someone who is not an idiot.

Xochitl forgot the keys in the trunk and closed it, but she is an unidiot.

by bauer_jack007 October 3, 2009

umipixie

Badass IRC operator who finds it very amusing when she is likened to dictators simply for kicking people out of her channels. Because obviously keeping someone from one channel out of thousands is exactly the same as killing and/or torturing millions of people. ^___^

That umipixie, she's one bad mutha--shutcho mouth!

But I'm just talkin' 'bout umipixie!

by Al Gore January 3, 2004

UNIPORT

A place in which reasonable but broke souls roam around in search or a paper while battling against the forces of poverty and failure

Person 1:Are you mad
Person 2 No, I am Uniported

by Placidus March 2, 2021

Unpimp my ride

The moment in a chavs life when he realises that his "real slick bang in your fassse motor" is actually a tin can with the most ridiculous amount of crap body kit he can have fitted with stupid amounts of cheap stereo system (usually into the dash) he may be heard uttering the words "can you plase UNpimp my ride"

"dude your car looks like my auntie sat on it"

"yeah ok can you unpimp my ride?"

by iexus March 9, 2005

unpieceofshit

Un-pee-ce-ov-shh-iet
(v)1. To remove any qualities which would cripple peak performance.

(v)2. To assuage disgraceful or unbefitting properties of character.

I've been doing a lot of drugs lately and I feel like I'm completely out of control. I seriously need to unpiece-of-shit myself.

or

I bought a radio at Walmart that is such a no good piece of shit. It took 3 hours of unpieceofshitting before I could hear intelligible sounds from it.

by ThatQuality October 29, 2007

uniplegic

A person who is tempararily disabled in one limb due to a broken bone or having had surgery.

my sister took advantage of her broken leg every chance she could get, calling herself uniplegic.

by California Cat Lady December 7, 2009