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Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.
Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
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Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.
Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.
It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.
by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019
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urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.
I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.
by anonymous June 2, 2021
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Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved
Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.
by Sukon medick May 28, 2025
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Urban Dick tionary

cambridge...? oxford...? go away, urban dick tionary provides the best definition ever.
by Bevis wong. April 25, 2019
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Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language
“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick
by Pop Candy July 5, 2022
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