Twat

A Vagina, pussy, cunt, etc.

also a great word to shout out when an aquired silence comes up
"weres my pen?"

"check up your Twat bitch"
by Lil' Cayman October 03, 2009
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a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one
by Sexydimma May 08, 2015
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Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".
"I have twatted."
by TotalRecall March 20, 2009
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Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
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female sexual organ or punch on nose
"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"
by paez March 13, 2003
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Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland
by David December 04, 2003
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Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.
Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*
by vagitarian February 14, 2004
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