twat

a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap

if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one

by Sexydimma May 9, 2015

Twat

A Vagina, pussy, cunt, etc.

also a great word to shout out when an aquired silence comes up

"weres my pen?"

"check up your Twat bitch"

by Lil' Cayman October 3, 2009

twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

by TotalRecall March 20, 2009

twatted

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009

twat

female sexual organ or punch on nose

"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"

by paez January 6, 2007

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian January 6, 2007