Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

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tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

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booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.

"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."

by cuffing carrot April 12, 2025

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tumbleweed

One who doesn't have a permanent residency.

Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?

Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.

by Pundummy July 20, 2021

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Hagerstown Tumbleweed

A Sheetz bag that blows around town and collects needles and trash.

I was down on Jonathan Street buying crack and a Hagerstown Tumbleweed brushed by my leg.

by GiantRobot75 June 17, 2024

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An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

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