Dodge City Tumbleweed

A sexual antic performed involving penetration from the rear, a wad of duct tape hidden in the palm of ones hand and applied to the pubic region under the guise of a reacharound.

So there ya are, riding your little filly from behind. She thinks your're about to perform an act of selflessness by reaching around and giving the magic button a flick or two. Imagine her surprise when you roll a wad of duct tape through the pubic sagebrush, creating the memorable Dodge City Tumbleweed suitable for display in the bunkhouse. Hang on for the ride cowboy! You'll be leavin' Dodge City faster than you rode in!

by mslmnx November 11, 2009

Tallahassee Tumbleweed

The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.

Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!

Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!

Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!

by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014

Soggy Tumbleweed

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.

Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.

by pusiwillow May 10, 2015

redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.

*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"

by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019

The Devil’s Tumbleweed

When the thick hairs of a man’s mustache becomes entangle with the pubic hair of another man’s penis during coitis.

“Hey Randy, how was your grindr date last night?”

“It was going well till I got caught in the Devil’s Tumbleweed!”

by Dr. Moist November 9, 2018

urban tumbleweed

A weave that once attempted to pass for human hair now tumbles down the dusty trails of urban environments.

"Watch out, it's pretty windy and you might get hit by an urban tumbleweed."

by dubs3450 March 26, 2012

ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.

You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.

by Ryan Anxiety February 7, 2008