Turd Trampoline

A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.

Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021

Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.

We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline

by PURGATWINKIE May 13, 2023

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

trampolinjury

An injury taking place on a trampoline.

I was on a trompoline and I got a trampolinjury

by Kevin and Rob May 2, 2010

Trumplike

Being a pathological liar to the point u believe your own bullshit

He was talking very Trumplike you had a tough time believing his or her bullshit

by Borgus Weems November 10, 2019

Trumpccine

Any vaccine promoted by Trump such as hydroxychloroquine, bleach, the sun, heat, etc.....

Don’t fall for any recommended trumpccines.

by Texbllbuk October 11, 2020

Trampoline

When you're prairie doggin' it and the shit hits you're underwear and you pull it back in.

Guy #1: Where is the bathroom?

Guy #2: I don't know dude, why?

Guy #1: Because i am about to trampoline it!

by mmalifestyle August 16, 2012