trumpeting

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.

"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"

by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013

trumpet

A trumpet is a cone-shaped joint.

Swing me the trumpet, so I can play a tune.

by Diego November 28, 2003

trumpet

Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.

Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.

by Semyour Butts May 10, 2011

but trumpet

to but trumpet someone is to blow through their anus and giv them a hand job at the same time, may also be said "to trumpet someone"

"that dirty bastard tried to give me a but trumpet"

by retardedgoatfucker January 15, 2008

trumpet

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006

trumpet

An over sized and over rated version of a cornet i mean come on CORNETS ROCK

look at those trumpet players...they should buy a nice shiny cornet like mine!!

by bias wensleydale evil thing June 26, 2005

Trumpeter

The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.

She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.

by Dizzie Gillespie I ain't January 18, 2008