Trouty

Something that is out of the ordinary, that doesn't feel right or seems very "fishy".

When fishy just won't cut it, it's definitely trouty!!!

My man is straight TROUTY for trying to come home at 3am smelling like women's perfume and cocoa butter.

by numba1beezy November 2, 2009

wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

by Vinno January 30, 2005

Trouser Vagina

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.

Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.

by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

one eyed trouser snake

synonym for penis.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003

mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 9, 2004

trouser cough

You basic act of flatulence, or farting to the layperson.

While in a formal meeting, David lift his leg, leans to one side, and farts.
"trouser cough" he says.

by Spinny November 29, 2009