Blunt Forced Trauma

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.

"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."

by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

Baby Mama Trauma

To experience trauma due to one's "baby mama" or a knocked up ho.

Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*

by A crazy mofizzle April 24, 2005

yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.

"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

by Izzyexile December 18, 2014

post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.

"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"

by rageandqq October 8, 2013