Toed

To poke somebody in the vagina

I toed a girl

by Agfhdkyebsnajshsn January 8, 2017

Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.

Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

Closed-Toed

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017

toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

ten toed

To hit somebody so hard that they completely leave both their feet in the air for any amount of time, usually resulting in a KO

He got ten toed so bad from that hit, now he sleepin on the ground

by Anarchy99 August 30, 2015

Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars

boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"

by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011

halo toked

getting a high off of playing way too much Halo/Halo 2

Cason just got halo toked for 36 hours straight yousse guyssse

by JESSE JAMMONS May 13, 2005