When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
Get the torqued out a Lincoln Logmug. by Henchy October 17, 2009
Get the Irish Torque Wrenchmug. “Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
Get the European Torque Testermug. TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...
"I've been TORQUED!"
by SUPEROPET April 9, 2019
Get the TORQUEDmug. morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
Get the morning torquemug. irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 2, 2020
Get the Anal Torquemug. by ainnoot April 29, 2020
Get the Torquedmug.