Sabre Toothless Tiger

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007

Nigger toothpick

Also known as NewPorts, What niggers use to clean there breath and pick at the huge space between there front teeth.

Fuck, Tyrones niggin another Nigger toothpick form Captain Ryan again i swear that nigger driving around a Escalade but can't afford Nigger Toothpicks..... fuckin stereotypes

by sunshine198484 November 8, 2010

toothbat

Toothbat is a weapon.

Awsten Knight from Waterparks makes his enemies drink cum and take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat then he tries to kill his boyfriend Geoff Wigington.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Toothbat March 12, 2019

toothpaste hangover

The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!

by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011

toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.

‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’

by sparklygurl April 12, 2020

igloo tooth

food stuck on top of your molars that you can get out with your fingernails but it works it way out over time with your tongue.

Steve: Julez looks like you have igloo tooth.
Julez: That piece of white bread was so fresh.

by Igloo tooth May 2, 2014