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shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)
Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.
by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003
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Ting Tong

another name for Cow Penis. Most sought after food delicacy in parts of South Asia. It is a well known aphrodisiac.
Miz - Give me a Ting Tong
Butcher - Here you go. Have a nice meal.
Miz - Thank you
by BonziBudiya March 11, 2010
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ting tong

ting tong pulled my trousers off the other day,

laura is a ting tong
by ricardoooo April 16, 2008
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Salad Tong

A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.
Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
by snottypants angel April 10, 2011
mugGet the Salad Tongmug.

ting-tong

White man with dread-locks who thinks he's of Tai descent.
by sid December 9, 2003
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Salad Tongs

A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!
Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!
by Arkalit November 13, 2004
mugGet the Salad Tongsmug.

tong master

the one with the ability to cook a mean barbecue
eg Georgina M is the greatest tong master to ever live, and she's got great charisma
by GMttm November 5, 2009
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