Bloody Tomahawk

When you fuck a girl on her period, you pull out and slap you dick on her forehead. Be sure to slap her vertically to give the illusion that an indian threw his tomahawk and it hit her on the forehead.

I gave her a bloody tomahawk, does that make me a native american?

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

tomaato

1. a projectile launched from a fork and/or spoon to create havok in a cafeteria usually landing on a whining ass laydee.

The whiny ass laydee said "It's like a tomaato fell out of the skyyyy.

by Lucy Rodriguez December 13, 2006

Not Today Satan

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.

When your friend's ex ask you for his new number. Not today Satan

by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015

What's the wave today

What are the plans today

Yo Daquan what's the wave today

by Young boul March 12, 2017

TMDAFM

throw me down and fuck me

Hey Big Guy
TMDAFM<3

by anonymous May 1, 2011

today sponge

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.

What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!

by DrZedex February 20, 2014

Tomader

tomader is the sweetest most beautiful girl you can ever meet

did you see how cute is tomader today? can this girl stop being prettier by the day?

by mvkkkki April 3, 2019