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odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.
You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.
by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024
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Toddler

All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males
Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts
by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024
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Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"
by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020
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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019
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Toddler

A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!
My aunt as a little toddler!
by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021
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Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.
I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!
by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025
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