Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

toddlers

Annoying ass little kids!

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023