Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 20, 2021

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando March 01, 2018

Overgrown toddler

Billy strange. He is legit one of these

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?

by AlfieTheCodman September 09, 2020

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 02, 2020

Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018

Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017