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Dick to the Face

A controversial and little-known wrestling move, which is best known as a "last line of offense" for legendary wrestler, Terry "the Hulk" Hogan. The strategy involves a quick and sharp removal of the penis from the attacker's jump suit before he begins a successive series of abdominal thrusts towards the opponent's facial area. The move is meant to efficiently and effectively immasculate opponents in order to break their will to conquer. Although penetration of the face through the oral cavity was never intended, those who use the move extensively (Hogan) have racked up several pending sexual assault suits with other professional wrestlers who claim they have been "violated". The origins of "Dick to the Face" are not known, but we do know that it was kept a secret in the testosterone-fueled arena of pro-wrestling for over three decades, making it the most secret wrestling move of all time.
"Yes, Bryant, Andre the Giant was clearly in the lead until Hogan quickly regained his ground. That kind of a sharp comeback has come to be known in the wrestling underground as a 'Dick to the Face', whatever the hell that means."
by Burt Vonsky August 7, 2006
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Face to the bass

The term for when you are front row at a concert and you are very close to the speakers and/or subwoofers.
"I had my face to the bass at the Skrillex show last night!"
by Dh09 February 19, 2013
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Shotgun to the face

a millitary stratagy thats good in any situation, espaecially killing Griff. THe term originated in the popular webshow Red Vs. Blue by RoosterTeeth or Cockbite.
Sarge- time to use shotgun to the face. *shoots Griff*

Griff- IM starting to beleive shotgun to the face isnt a real military stratigy.

Sarge- Yeah but its fun to kill lazy bums.
by Caboose97 March 23, 2011
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fireball to the face

A kinky sex move wherein a man rubs Icy Hot lube on their nuts and then slaps his sexual partner(s) in the face with them.
"Aww yeah baby, give me a fireball to the face!"
by LesHomosexuels April 6, 2015
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Love Kick To The Face

wen u hit someone in the face hard with ur lips, to show ur love
by Toddy August 27, 2006
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to the face

when smoking the tree (marijuana), smoking copious amounts by oneself, in order to get incredibly high incredibly fast.
I smoked three bowls to the face before trying to give the presentation. I'd say it was good, but I don't remember anything about it.
by feces faceplant June 27, 2007
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a to z face

Mick Jagger has got an a to z face.
by Mark Lyons November 19, 2006
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