Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012

queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Toss Salad

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

Labia Salad

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.

Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.

by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020

Salad

U fucking crackheads, a salad ais a tasty entree served before dinner i.e. Ceasar salad/House Salad, Jezzzzus

The Spinache salad looked like regurgitated dog shit

by pfffffffff names are over rated June 9, 2004

Salad Skate

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.

Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!

by Royal14 April 24, 2011

Germinate the Salad

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

by Alimew November 26, 2022