titanic for the first time

harry styles once tweeted: “everyone has a titanic for the first time face” after the tour bus pictures were leaked. in conclusion, larry is real<3

everyone has a titanic for the first time face

by tpwkyoufookinloosah August 31, 2020

Titan

A massive humanoid beast that devours human beings because why the fuck not. They terrorize humanity with their massive naked bodies.

"I'm gonna wipe them out... Every single last Titan!!"
Eren Jaeger, Shingeki no Kyojin

by Urok33 December 4, 2013

Titanfall call

When you phone your friend and tell them, "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes." Then you hang up without speaking anything else. Works better with FaceTime.

Ring Ring

Bro 1: "Hey bro, where you at?"

Bro 2: "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes."

click

Bro 1: "What? He hung up..."

Bro 3: "That was a Titanfall call man."

by saucyBdog May 18, 2014

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Attack on Titan

A highly popular anime/manga series about giant naked people with no private parts that don't need to eat come attack a city and eat people because they want to. But the army goes and tries to kill them, only 75% die. Except Eren who must be like Jesus or a Timelord or something.

Attack on Titan is one of the best things Japan has done.

by IamTheTrueTitanCereal May 30, 2015

Titany

(n.) A stronger form of irony; the state of being titanically ironic.

Iron is to titanium as irony is to titany.

by Titaniferous June 23, 2023

Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.

Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004