Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023

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snap timer

Have a timer on a snap commonly means the person with the timer on is sending nudes

Imma put my snap timer on so you don’t screen shot

by Peen449 May 11, 2024

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A man who sees nothing wrong in sleeping with multiple women simultaneously, concealing one from the others without a hint of guilt. The term ‘multi’ suggests the progression from being a two-timer to engaging in more complex forms of infidelity. Women can't be multi-timers by nature of their gender that requires more fidelity: it's easier to call them "sluts" and move on.

Multi-timers are more akin to "manwhores" but slightly more honorable, as the latter are only into infidelity because they're lowlifes. Multi-timers just need more time to settle in their lives, so are looking for more choices in women. It's like when you browse the shelves of a supermarket, you don't really buy everything you see.

Randy is seeing Paula while making out with Molly, who's been sworn to secrecy about Paula. Molly readily obeys due to her own lack of moral compass. Randy also recently went to Las Vegas, indulging in threesomes with prostitutes. He's currently texting one for future encounters, all unbeknownst to Paula or Molly. Needless to say, neither of Randy's regular girls has a clue about his Vegas exploits.

Randy recently met an exchange student from the Czech Republic. They seemed to connect well, even making out at his office! Now smitten, Randy is planning a European vacation, possibly with Paula. While she enjoys Paris, Randy might travel to the Czech Republic to propose to his new girlfriend. This could lead him to unceremoniously drop his past girlfriends.

Basically, Randy is a multi timer.

by Third World Sam June 9, 2024

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mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.

Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer

by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024

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Pausing the oven timer

To fuck a pregnant woman

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer

by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024

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The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.

Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025

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