tech with tim

A Massive Bloke, with a 15" cock. he will steal your wife with his knowlege of pygame and will most certainly woo you to your knees

OH FUCK its Tech With Tim.... HIDE YOUR WIFES
*gets on knees and begins sucking*

WHOA LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE CHAD, its TIM!

by Tims Number One Fan December 17, 2019

tim duncan

Plain, Simple, Effective

On days when Tim is not playing basketball, he enjoys going out for a leisurely ride in his 1997 Honda Accord. He shops at Sears, likes to eat saltine crackers, and often goes on bike rides with friends from his middle class neighborhood. He plays golf in the offseason with his father. Tim would not comment on the latest National Enquirer article alleging that he once made facial expressions in the mirror while shaving and smiled in his 7th grade yearbook photo.

by The Real Izzy January 21, 2005

Tim's Mom

Often and always the cause of everything. A sexual position.

I couldn't finish my homework because I was with Tim's Mom. Do the Tim's Mom like you did Tim's Mom last night.

by 778rather January 6, 2012

Tim Pawlenty

- former governor of Minnesota

- your high school guidance couselor

- guy on Brawny logo

"...Tim Pawlenty, who you may recognize from his previous jobs as former governor of Minnesota and your high school guidance counselor." - Stephen Colbert

by skillcosby88 September 12, 2011

Dirty Tim

When a guy blows a huge load on your chest

How to know if you have been the receiver of a "Dirty Tim" ...after intercourse or oral sex a man will release an unusually large amount of his semen onto your chest

by Timmy Passion November 16, 2011

Tim Thomased

Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).

In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.

Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance

(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)

I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!

I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!

by 604LilMike June 18, 2011

gay tim

A man who claims heterosexuality while clearly exhibiting homosexual tendencies. Example: having a history of participating in cheerleading and/or other significantly un-manly activities (knitting, dance lessons, clothes shopping, etc.), and attempting to increase the manliness of said activities by explaining that they partnered with their sister.

Additionally, this man will likely possess a very lady-like animal, most likely a dog with a stupid name.

This man will attempt to cover up his femininity by claiming and subsequently denying having a girlfriend who wears pajama pants but refuses to be seen in public.

"Dude, I told Gay Tim to bring his dog Rufus to our barbecue."

by Franzia23 June 8, 2014