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thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.
Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!
by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017
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slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!
You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt
by Roscopico May 13, 2015
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Thundercunt

(Verb) To throw or hit; launch, something or someone with such force that the impact sounds like thunder.
by Archaiks August 28, 2023
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Thundercunt

A bitch who’s is over achieving and being a cunt
That fucking thundercunt she fucks everyone over
by High schooler 2020 May 24, 2018
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Thundercunt

1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.

2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.
Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.
by MothmanOrSomething September 11, 2023
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Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get. Usually cause massive amounts of anger in those around them.
C: My ex gf just tried to ruin my life because she thinks she knows what’s best for me.

E: Shes such a thundercunt.
by Important_hoodie March 11, 2019
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Thundercunt

The act of launching an object into something else with extreme speed
“Yo bro, i accidentally thundercunted the Wiimote into the Tv because I didn’t wear the stupid fucking wrist strap
by Darkrai09 March 16, 2025
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