Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over

"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.

by rrhem November 14, 2013

thinking about it

when a girl or young woman ponders losing her virginity

Becky got some birth control pills from the free clinic, but she was only thinking about it.

by h thurber December 12, 2004

Thinking Off

The abillity to achieve orgasm through thought.

I was just laying their and totally just orgasmed.

Oh so you were thinking off?

Hell yah!

by Mfaub October 19, 2010

thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

I've Been Thinking

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

by JayMoCrazy May 18, 2010