zerkel theorem

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!

if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.

by susan the 3rd June 1, 2010

theoretical slut

Someone who dreams about banging everyone but won't actually do it.

"He is so hot."
-"Oh please, we know you won't actually make a move on him!"
"Yeah but I think about it!!"
-"Gosh, you're such a theoretical slut!"

by shelovesthed3 March 20, 2015

Theoretical Extraphysics

Theoretical Extraphysics is a branch of extraphysics that employs mathematical models and abstractions of extraphysical objects and systems to rationalize, explain and predict extranatural phenomena. This is in contrast to experimental extraphysics, which uses experimental tools to probe these phenomena.

"Theoretical Extraphysics shows that extraphysics is not about mystical fun and similars, extraphysics is about tons of mathematics and logics for find about extraphysical phenomena and even about extraphysical existence and life."

"Theoretical Extraphysics and Experimental Extraphysics shows extraphysics is just another area of physics, an area that slowly will be accepted inside the physical research and studies, and it is gonna be amazing, because the search for extraphysical existence and life will start and it will be amazing."

by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021

Theoretical Anarchist

A theoretical anarchist is a person who believes that anarchism would be a good idea in theory, but believes that in the current world it wouldn’t work.

“You’re an anarchist?!”
“No, I’m a theoretical anarchist, anarchism would be a good idea but it wouldn’t work in the current political/social environment”

by SoLongAndGoodnight December 3, 2022

Theoremz

The plural for the term theory, meaning judgement or opinion of a particular thing.

Person 1: Man what do you reckon about the moon landing
Person 2: I dunno man, but my uncle bob has got got some whack theoremz on that shit

by Jules Blaze January 8, 2008

theeretsimp

a girl who simps for theeret and says erect instead of eret...they also convinced half of twitter eret wore his strawberry dress even tho he hasnt yet...she also started the erection vs errors war...

theeretsimp: ERECT!
theeretsimp:fuVK I MEANT ERECT
theeretsimp:WHAT THE FUVK AUTO CORECT
theeretsimp:ERET*
theeretsimp:finally....

by theeretsimp September 23, 2020

Lando Theorem

A mathematical equation defining the properties necessary to sell out your friends, whilst looking devstatingly handsome throughout.

C3PO: Captain Solo! Captain Solo! I strongly advise against going to Cloud City... Lando Theorem indicates a strong possibility that it is a trap

Han Solo: Shut up Goldenrod!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009