Kicking the Windmill

to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill

dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.

or

dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried

by ktw4 October 2, 2010

Stinging Windmill

A threesome position involving two men and a woman or three men. The first male lays on the bed/ground and the woman sits on his penis. The female then starts to spin around and as this is happening the other male stands with his penis where the womans face is, so as she is spinning she gets slapped by it.

OMG Daria is so drunk! Lets give her a Stinging Windmill!

by Jesus McJew June 13, 2007

windmill style

Windmill style is the name given to a unusal style of street fighting.

It is unique and not very pretty to watch. If it is performed correctly by a person who has the right attitude, lets say a demented psycho. It can be extremely effective.

But hey if nothing else, It sound like you mean business at least.

"If you don't shut your fucken squeal hole real soon, I'm gunna come over there and fucken fly you windmill style, ya cunt!"

by dj shiva August 6, 2007

Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021

The Greasy Windmill

The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.

Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!

by K-antelope December 1, 2015

Drippy Windmill

When you put a moving fan under someone's anus and they defecate on it.

Bro, the walls were covered after that drippy windmill!

by Swagmonee420 March 11, 2015

Windmill Warrior

Widmill warrior is when a male jumps on a table and procedes to spin his penis in a 360° motion

Damn i just windmill warriored this girls last week

by Calum Duncan August 29, 2017