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job security

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.
He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.
by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012
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File secured

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)
"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."
by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018
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Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!
I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?
by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022
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blacked at security

when you're extremely faded
"bruh I'm boutta black at security tonight"
She was blacked at security after that loko.
by drunk/high March 29, 2019
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security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO
Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO
by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022
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Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.
Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!
by Locnes November 14, 2016
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security cat

defender of the office, both from threats internal and external
Security Cat issued an office-wide memorandum on proper coffee-making etiquette.
by Security Cat August 7, 2015
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