rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".

YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?

by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019

bored on the internet

you

someone who is bored on the internet and is now reviewing urban dictionary words

by rew rapper April 18, 2020

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

The Internet

Where the good go to die.

Jim: I went and posted some of my music on the internet the other day, and when i went to check on the comments, i found many calling me a homosexual. Time for me to an hero.

by bAiDeN March 19, 2009

milking the internet

taking full advantage of free downloadable files online, mainly mp3's but also movies, photos etc., and by that experiencing an emotional high that makes it hard to stop downloading more and more.

A: "you look kinda tired. long night?"
B: "yeah i've been milking the internet non-stop. once i start it's just too difficult to quit."

by speedyconkiwi October 10, 2009

Brett The Intern

The official gay intern for youtube channel 'The Station' and also has 3 channels of his own.

Guy 1-"Its Brett the Intern b-r-e-double t, Intern baby yay thats me. It's Brett the Intern, the Intern you'll learn how to wicky-wicky walk wicky-wicky talk like me!"
Guy 2-"Dude what the hell are you singing!?"
Guy 1-"The Brett the Intern theme song."
Guy 2-"......Dude you're gay."
Guy 1-"So...."

by Bryannatheninja October 24, 2010

The Internet is dead

The Internet is dead. You cannot prevent this. You do not enjoy the Internet the Internet enjoys you. No matter what you will not be happy. Please just turn off your Interent right now.

There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.

Person 1: *insert random meme here*
Person 2: The Internet is dead because of scum like you. GTFO.

by Secret Dragoon July 7, 2009