tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

by fultzz May 25, 2010

floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.

Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public

by YOLO man March 16, 2014

Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008

eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

Tropical Floater

What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.

Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.

by Team Skank March 18, 2009

Flemington Floater

A variation on the classic Pie Floater, only twice as awesome.

An Australian-style meat pie, served in a bowl of American-style chilli beef and beans.

Egg/cheese topping optional, but recommended.

Credit: Julien Rozenbergs

I wanted a meal. I had a meat pie in the freezer, and a can of Stagg in the cupboard. I said to myself... Flemington Floater.

by Fancington March 9, 2011