Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.
These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
by ZiggitZaggle October 16, 2021
by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019
When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017
A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
by Gayth May 10, 2018
A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 18, 2014
After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
by Dyingfetus September 16, 2009
when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.
by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 23, 2016