by Surrey Guy January 22, 2009

by Jack-Knob21 July 25, 2010

by tinutz & nani May 14, 2003

A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 13, 2009

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.
'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'
by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006

When your titty-fucking a chick, and you leave a streak of shit across her belly, racing stripe style.
by Distrbd68 October 21, 2009

by NRSchertz August 29, 2016
