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About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
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hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012
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Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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Teapot

A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.

Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
by Teapotlord August 7, 2016
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Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.
No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those
by asseater2024 June 13, 2024
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Teapot

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022
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Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.
I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake
by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024
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