South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009

south carolina mud pie

A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room

Yo my buddy gave me a south carolina mud pie last night it was so nice

by MadDuckFromMontreal July 12, 2017

South Carolina corkscrew

When you firmly thrust your penis in to the anus of a female and rotate on all fours counterclockwise while behind the woman

"Wow bro, I just gave my girl the best South Carolina corkscrew of her life"

by Colioso November 23, 2016

south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.

Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.

by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016

Little Brother of South Carolina

The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...

The little brother of South Carolina proved their talent once again with their 3-9 season record.

by mcclellando October 14, 2017