Juicer

Someone who squeezes stuff out of their friends through constant whining and passive aggressive complaining.

Dude stop being a juicer, i know you have money for taco bell, im not giving you any.

by The Real Ariana Grande December 03, 2018

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.

Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 08, 2010

Jollyrancher Juicer

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.

Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 06, 2024

free juicer

Someone who takes advantage of free chargers for their electric vehicle

Did you see they added chargers at the employee garage? I’m a free juicer baby!

by caseybamboll December 15, 2023

New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

by Butterball Sully April 07, 2024