Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

Cock Jackers

Another terminology for hands ( most likely women's hands ) or anything you can jack on a cock.

Don't touch me with your cock jackers

by Anoble0130 February 21, 2011

jacker's curve

When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)

My boyfriend has a jacker's curve

by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

Tri-jacker

A guy who:

Jacks your shit
Jacks your girls
and
Jacks off

That nigga is such a tri-jacker he'll even jack a baby. He don't curr. Some should give him a C.J. Browning.

by PuedesDucharlo June 11, 2010

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011