wwebsite as on the internet

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.

Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

welcome to the internet

A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.

ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.

by mrgreenjeans January 3, 2009

Break The Internet

Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?

Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet

by prettyvibez April 29, 2015

Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 1, 2010

Vagina of the Internet

Myspace.com
"A place for friends."

Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.

by someone who is here June 11, 2006