goose

The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.

Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”

by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020

Goose Goose Duck

1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.

2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.

1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.

by SlinkyChampion January 6, 2022

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa.

DoGg: fs GOOSING yUTTER xd

by ChubStain July 8, 2011

goose

n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi

Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.

by DanOfThorp September 28, 2008

Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy

If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).

by Ben-87 July 8, 2011

Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.

Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed

by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011