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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016
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Gargoyle

Gargoyle (verb)
Similar to the word ligma in which it applies that you are gargling
Gargoyle dees nuts
by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022
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Gargoyle

(verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.
I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.
by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023
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butterfinger gargoyle

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.
by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024
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Italian gargoyle

It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.
You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans
by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023
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Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
by J409 September 15, 2025
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Gargoyled

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.
Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.
by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023
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