Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.

Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?

by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022

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flashbang

when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect

me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!

by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019

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Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

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Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

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A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

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