Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

dairy fust

A spoonerism for "fairy dust". See definition of spoonerism.

That sticker looks like it's covered in dairy fust!

The dairy fust in my vajayjay is real itchy, I need a shower.

I found dairy fust in your boxers! You betta not be cheatin!

You: Ke$ha is awesome!
Me: Her? She's the dairy fust queen.

by Grammre Natsi October 30, 2011

dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

Dairy Dumper

A post-pregnancy female that when is on top dumps her milk laden breast upon your chest.

B: When they ride you and they’re leaking milk all over your chest?

S: Do you mean a set of dairy dumpers?

by Midwest farmer January 8, 2021

run that dairy

a form of asking for some milk, ice cream, or other dairy product.

Julian: hey bro, you want some ice cream?
Michael: heck ya, you better run that dairy

by BeatOfMyHeart December 27, 2011

Dairy Queen

The one place that is consistently out of ice cream, food, napkins, water, and power

I was going to Dairy Queen, but it was out of everything.

by prohibular May 17, 2016