by skisam1 May 20, 2015
Get the charleston chew mug.Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.
Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….
Are you going to go out with him again?
Depends if he calls me in the next three days….
Are you going to go out with him again?
Depends if he calls me in the next three days….
by billybaru September 13, 2022
Get the The Charleston mug.When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.
Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.
by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018
Get the Charleston Noodle mug.First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.
Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.
Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here
Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant
Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.
Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here
Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant
1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!
Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!
Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic
Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!
Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic
by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018
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by Dxddyfine November 12, 2019
Get the Charleston mug.Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.
Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….
Are you going to go out with him again?
Depends if he calls me in the next three days….
Are you going to go out with him again?
Depends if he calls me in the next three days….
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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